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One nice thing about speaking a language that not everyone understands is that you can make a lot of inside jokes. This is especially true for prog...

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./configure make make install

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Linux users and... the others. The ones who might not understand this shirt, you can recognize them by ...

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56kbps Survivor

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Do you remember that sound? That iconic screech, hiss and beep while your modem painfully dialed into the internet - and you sat there hoping that ...

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Adminosaurus

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This shirt, inspired by the Jurassic Park logo, is a tribute to all the brave admins who fight daily against outdated systems, inexplicable server ...

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Bad Gateway

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If you read these two words as a German speaker, you automatically get a relaxed feeling. You think of good air, healing springs and absolute peace...

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Before you bother me

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The "Before you bother me" T-shirt picks up on an all too familiar situation in everyday office life, when technical problems occur and colleagues ...

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Binary Tree

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Anyone who claims that computer science and nature are quite a contrasting pair probably doesn't know that computer scientists actually often deal ...

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BOFH

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With this shirt, the user world will tremble before you! More info here

Debugging

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Nobody wants to constantly iron out the mistakes that another person has made out of ignorance, laziness or simply by mistake. But if you are that ...

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Definition: Engineer

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Some call it arrogance, one engineer calls it expertise. Where the problems begin for others, they find the solutions - in ways that a normal perso...

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Defragged Zebra

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Ahh, there's nothing better than order, is there? When everything is in the right place, the books on the shelf are sorted according to the zodiac ...

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Deploy on Friday?

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There are a few unwritten laws in computer science that you have to follow. And if you fail to do so, you are guaranteed not to repeat the mistake....

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A sysadmin never sleeps

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[i]Deep silence reigns in the office,The nerd roots without emotion,And the usersees blue screens all around. [/i]This (slightly modified) poem by ...

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Encryption

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In a world full of tracking, data leaks and transparent citizens, one simple truth applies:Encryption is not a crime - it's self-defense.Just becau...

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Evil Admin

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It decides what you can and cannot do. Seemingly omnipotent, he simply blocks your user account or deletes all your data. Whatever you do - he sees...

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Floppy disks

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The good old floppy disk. It was one of the first handy long-term memories of the PC, but at the same time incredibly sensitive and unforgiving. In...

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Four Horsemen

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Death, war, pestilence and hunger - you don't have to be a fan of Albrecht Dürer to recognize this unholy quartet: the four horsemen of the apocaly...

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git Jokes

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As we all know, too many cooks spoil the broth. What applies in the kitchen can also be transferred to the world of IT in this case. Whether it's a...

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Hacken Open Air Girlie Shirt

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This year's Hacken Open Air line-up is once again second to none: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will heat you up on the Black Hat Sta...

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Hacken Open Air Hoodie

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This year's Hacken Open Air line-up is once again second to none: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will heat you up on the Black Hat Sta...

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Hacken Open Air Shirt

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This year's Hacken Open Air line-up is once again second to none: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will heat you up on the Black Hat Sta...

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Help me, Stack Overflow

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No matter how hard you try and rack your brain, sometimes you can't see the wood for the trees and can't find a solution to a problem. Programmers ...

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I am root

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Isn't it a good feeling to have power over many computers and users? Of course, backups don't help against a real admin, but users only realize tha...

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I will not fix your computer

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There are simply too many DAUs, so the only thing that helps is a general rejection if you don't want to keep answering stupid questions or uninsta...

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I'm this old

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Some people recognize their age by their back pain. We nerds recognize it by the moment when we want to save a file and briefly think: "Where is ac...

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I am Admin

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In the eyes of many people, administrators are a kind of matrix gods. They sit in front of computers, typing furiously in completely unspectacular-...

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I root - you nothing

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With this shirt you create clarity:Your server - your empire

Incel vs. Excel

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We are all familiar with the Excel program. The term Incel sounds similar, but is probably less familiar to most people. Let's put it this way: bot...

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Installing social skills

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We can probably all agree that it's hard to keep your finger on the pulse when it comes to social customs and habits. One moment you're shaking han...

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It Works On My Machine

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Anyone who has ever programmed something themselves will most likely know that just because the program runs on their own computer, it also works p...

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No backup - no compassion

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Anyone who has ever worked in IT support will be familiar with the following situation:[i] "Can you help me? My computer has crashed and I can't ac...

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Linux Tux

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Penguins are cool, so beautifully dorky and probably the only birds in the world that have forgotten how to be birds. But no other animal waddles s...

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Make ASCII great again

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Let's keep our computers clean and make sure Unicode doesn't get a chance! Things like Unicode undermine our good nerd values. If we really think a...

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Network Security

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Does your data center urgently need decent security? And you're ideally suited for the job? Then why not promote yourself with this shirt :)It says...

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PEBKAC

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Based on a true story: "Look mom, with the new router you no longer need cables and can use Wi-Fi anywhere in the house." - "Can I use it to write ...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.

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In principle, we nerds shouldn't have any problems with curfews in any type of game - after all, we're usually sitting at home in front of the comp...

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