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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Duck root
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When I was at school, several camps usually formed quickly in each class: Those who liked math and science, those who liked languages and social st...

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2+2=5
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For physicists, it's usually only the order of magnitude that counts anyway, so why bother with such small inaccuracies?

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Two is the oddest prime
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The prime number 2 is really very strange ("odd" in English), as it is the only prime number that is not odd :)

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I'm a doctor
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You've spent years pulling all-nighters and memorizing formulas. You almost blew yourself up during days of experiments. Wore prints from the micro...

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Milkyway
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What do you mean there was no milk when our galaxy was formed? Where else would the Milky Way come from? Or does the milk flow through the Milky Wa...

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Resistance is NOT futile
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Who actually claimed that the Borg knew anything about physics? Obviously they have failed to assimilate a people who at least have a sound basic k...

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Doppler effect
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The Doppler effect refers to the change in the perception or measurement of frequencies as the transmitter and receiver approach or move away from ...

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Definition: Engineer
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Some call it arrogance, one engineer calls it expertise. Where the problems begin for others, they find the solutions - in ways that a normal perso...

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Talk NErDy to me
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Whether in an IRC chat, a meeting with the boss or in bed: nerds speak [i]nerdish[/i]. Classic, unambiguous, straightforward.Here are a few example...

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Science is real
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What is the difference between a witch and a scientist? She had to keep her results secret, he has to document them completely. For many people, ph...

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Schrödinger
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The time-dependent Schrödinger equation describes the state of a quantum system. And of course this equation also fits perfectly on a T-shirt :)

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Black holes
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Even God sometimes makes small miscalculations - it's just stupid that a few planets are then always destroyed :)

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Black Death Tour
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Do you remember 2020? Corona was a pretty blatant pandemic! But do you know who was even worse? The plague! 6 years, almost every city in Europe an...

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Dopamine
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For some reason, the vernacular has come to refer to everything and everyone as the "happiness hormone". Serotonin? Happiness hormone! Dopamine? Ha...

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Perfect numbers
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Perfect numbers are those numbers that are equal to the sum of all their divisors (not counting themselves). You can see the first six on this shir...

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Think vs ChatGPT
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You know what it's like: someone comes up with a really clever answer and you immediately think - was that your own work or did someone secretly co...

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Unstoppable T-Rex
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You can be stupid, you just have to know how to help yourself. If the Tyrannosaurus had simply grabbed a pair of pincers, it certainly wouldn't be ...

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Anatomy of the heart
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The Anatomy of the Heart T-shirt shows a stylized but anatomically correct heart. The most important parts of the heart are named in stylized lette...

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Integrate Yourself
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Oh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...

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Dino curve
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On this "Dino Curve" T-shirt you can see a truly unique mathematical phenomenon. As was to be proven, mathematics is anything but a dry science. If...

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Black Hole
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In case you didn't know, black holes are the perfect hiding place! The "Black Hole" T-shirt explains why: whatever gets into the gravity well stays...

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Black Holes Suck
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A black hole is a region of space from which no mass or information can escape due to a very strong gravitational field. Obviously, the following a...

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Monitored
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Watch out - violent surveillance officers!The "Monitored" shirt shown here skillfully plays with double meanings and brings a humorous twist to the...

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Goldfish
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The "Goldfish" shirt is a clever play on words and also a piece of jewelry for anyone with a passion for chemistry and physics. The black fabric is...

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PIrate
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Mathematics is everywhere and especially beautiful where pi is hidden. Unfortunately, too many mere mortals fail to recognize or even deny the beau...

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Trichotometry
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What looks like assembly instructions from a Swedish furniture store is just as pointless. At the very least, trying to assemble this device would ...

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OMg
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Most people are able to observe how magnesium reacts with oxygen for the first time in chemistry lessons at school. Magnesium reacts with oxygen in...

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Unit circle
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Normally, our T-shirts are aimed more at people who have already discovered their love of mathematics and the rest of the natural sciences. But as ...

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Cummingtonite
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Minerals like gold and diamonds won't win over every nerd - With (Mg, Fe)[sub]7[/sub]Si[sub]8[/sub]O[sub]22[/sub](OH)[sub]2[/sub] hast Du bessere C...

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Shit just got real
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One phone call, one dramatic tracking shot and you realize: [i]Shit just got real.[/i]However, this also happens all too often in normal life, in w...

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Depressive transistor
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This suicidal transistor drapes itself in a short-circuit loop and waits for someone to respond to its request to press the fatal button.

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Adrenaline molecule
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Do you love the thrill of skydiving, bungee jumping, paintball or hacking?Then you're probably an adrenaline junky and should try out the thrill of...

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They call me Pi
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Sometimes you have more in common with a number than you think. The saying "They call me Pi because I'm irrational and can never stop" plays on sev...

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T-Rex couldn't wash hands
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Even before the coronavirus pandemic, we knew that it can be worth washing your hands regularly. After all, common sense tells you that you don't w...

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Hunter of the lost cheese
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After a nerve-wracking journey through stinking tunnels and winding caves full of vermin, a fight against a fur-covered monster and a breakneck cha...

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2 + 2 = 5
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Whether from George Orwell's novel[i] 1984[/i], Soviet propaganda or Radiohead's song of the same name, most people are familiar with the (false) e...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.