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T-Rex couldn't wash hands
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Even before the coronavirus pandemic, we knew that it can be worth washing your hands regularly. After all, common sense tells you that you don't w...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.
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In principle, we nerds shouldn't have any problems with curfews in any type of game - after all, we're usually sitting at home in front of the comp...

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Intellectual Badass
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As a nerd, you are familiar with the tiresome topic of explaining to other people what exactly a nerd is. And then you have to explain the differen...

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Cthulhu fish
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[i]iä iä cthulhu fhtagn[/i]With the Cthulhu fish shirt, you will be instantly recognizable to like-minded followers of the great Cthulhu.

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Once again a motif for the ladies ;)For those who haven't recognized it yet: A similar sentence appears when you click on a blocked music video on ...

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Cats & Sidequests
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You actually wanted to finish the main quest. But then there was this one cat. And then another side quest. And suddenly three hours have passed. ...

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Speech Therapy
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"Rooaaarrr." "Hodor." "I am Groot." "Pikachu!" - Sounds like a completely normal conversation, doesn't it? Well, maybe not to most people. Yet thes...

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Theory of Evolution
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In 1859, Charles Darwin published his masterpiece On the Origin of Species and explained to the world how species change and evolve over time. What...

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Adult Souls
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Dragons defeated. Kingdoms saved. Dark gods vanquished. No problem. But then Monday morning arrives - and suddenly you're standing in front of thre...

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Condescending
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As a nerd, you have an above-average knowledge of your favorite topics. Unfortunately, this means that you have to explain an incredible amount to ...

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Resources or friends
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There's nothing better than a cozy games evening with friends. You spend time together, laugh and play. Until you show your true colors. It would b...

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keep it real
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With this shirt, math geeks can make a statement about imaginary numbers and imaginary things in general.It's no big secret that the number i doesn...

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You have to move...
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Unfortunately, the majority of people don't move and are happy with it. Maybe some of them will notice when they see you wearing this shirt...

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Definitely not sarcasm
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Cats have always known what they want - and even better, what they don't want. Small talk? No, thanks. Faking enthusiasm? Not happening. And sarcas...

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Yippie Kai Yai
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Peace, contemplation and a few small explosions - that sounds like a perfect Christmas. If you think otherwise, then the "Yippie Kai Yai" T-shirt i...

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Day and Night
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"The sun is always there, even when you can't see it." No, just no. The "Day and Night" T-shirt is for all those who have had enough of such toxica...

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Whatever
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Let's be honest: nobody likes to lose - whether it's a board game, video game or simply a discussion. Especially when you've been arguing with the ...

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2 + 2 = 5
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Whether from George Orwell's novel[i] 1984[/i], Soviet propaganda or Radiohead's song of the same name, most people are familiar with the (false) e...

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Game of Thrones Trial by Combat
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Everyone knows those situations where you have your back to the wall (or the abyss). Whether it's your own fault or not, the smartest way to get mo...

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The genius masters the chaos
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"Only the stupid need order, genius masters chaos" is a famous quote from physicist Albert Einstein. This humorous shirt illustrates the point in a...

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Glider symbol
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Linux has the penguin, BSD has the daemon, Perl has the camel and the hacker community has this symbol, called the glider. It is still young, but i...

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How many people can read hex
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Are HEX numbers your bread and butter? Then you should have little problem understanding the subtle message of this shirt. Otherwise, just think a ...

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Mistaken For An Adult
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At some point, society decided that once you reach a certain age, you automatically know how to do taxes, compare insurance policies, and sit relax...

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Wasteland Walking Tours
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Who needs Disneyland when you can hike through the post-apocalyptic wasteland? "Wasteland Walking Tours" offers you the ultimate sightseeing experi...

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Offices & Dragons
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Every role-player knows it: the dungeon. It's dark, dreary and you have to fear for your mental and physical health. Wait, that almost sounds like ...

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Human Abduction
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The "Human Abduction" T-shirt design is a humorous reversal of the well-known sci-fi cliché of alien abduction. In stories, films and conspiracy th...

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Run like hell
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Quiz question: [i]What does every serious archaeologist need?[/i] A) A magnifying glass B) A paintbrush C) A pressure washer D) Sturdy shoes and pl...

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Serotonin
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Even though the neurotransmitter [i]serotonin[/i] can influence a variety of processes in the human body, the term [i]"happiness hormone "[/i] has ...

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Robolution
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In various episodes, Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory cautiously hints at what's to come in terms of evolution with one of his T-shirts.The ...

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T-Retro
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High-speed Internet for everyone! Whether it's HD streams, podcasts or downloading updates, programs and games - with fast lines, it's no longer a ...

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The Book Was Better
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Anyone who reads will probably agree with this saying: The book was better.Your own fantasy and imagination are simply so much more powerful than a...

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Anonymous
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Like so many other things, [i]Anonymous[/i] emerged from [i]4chan[/i]. Since 2008, the collective, which incidentally has no fixed hierarchies, has...

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Root Heart Maths
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For true lovers of mathematics

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Tea-Ceratops
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Somewhere between the Cretaceous period and tea time, evolution made its most charming mistake yet: the Tea-Ceratops. A chubby, orange-colored tric...

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Security by obscurity
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The security principle "[i]Security by Obscurity[/i]" from the field of computer and network security is based on the assumption that a system cann...

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Mushroom Trip
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Whoever eats a mushroom in the Mushroom Kingdom is known to grow to double size. The two brothers have known this since 1985. The motif shows a won...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.