Description Portal Warning Sign Coasters
If the last Aperture Science test chamber has drained your last bit of strength, you are on the brink of dehydration, but you still don't want to stain your weighted companion cube with beverage containers, then you can now breathe a sigh of relief: The Portal Warning Sign Coasters are here!
After years of development and the loss of some unfortunate test subjects, it is finally possible to comfortably counteract fluid loss without leaving unsightly marks on Aperture Science property.
The top half of the Portal Coasters is made of ceramic, while the underside is lined with cork to protect the surroundings from damage. Additionally, important warning signs are printed on the surface to constantly remind the test subject of the ever-present dangers, such as falling objects, toxic liquids, or rogue turrets.
The coasters can also be used as wall tiles and are excellent for equipping private test chambers with warning signs in this function.
If the safety of your test subjects is as important to you as it is to us at Aperture Science, then you should not miss this opportunity and order immediately :)