Description Trek Fish Car Badge
Fortunately, there is religious freedom in our latitudes, so everyone is free to entrust their salvation to whichever god they choose. The selection of deities and religions is gigantic, so there is something suitable for everyone. For example, there is Discordianism (for all those who like to eat hot dogs on Fridays or not), Pastafarianism (for those who would prefer to find a beer volcano in heaven), or Kopimism (which is great for those who consider pirated copies to be sacred).
Another wonderful religion with many admirable ideals and followers scattered across the globe is Star Trek, the belief in the Starship Enterprise, which is many light-years away from home (etc., you know the rest) with the supreme deities Captain Kirk, Captain Picard, Commander (Captain) Sisko, Captain Janeway, and Captain Archer.
As a believer, your life's maxim is to discover strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations. In doing so, you strictly adhere to the Prime Directive, as violating it would be the only action that could incur the wrath of the supreme deities.
With the Trek Fish Car Badge, which you can easily attach to the trunk door of your non-flying Earth shuttle, for example, you can now show the shuttles driving behind you in a universally recognized way what you believe in. Simply clean the desired spot briefly, peel off the adhesive strips on the back, stick it on, and you're done. The badge holds bomb-proof, but you don't change your religion that often anyway ;)
With the Trek Fish Car Badge, you'll never have trouble finding a parking spot again, never have to sit in traffic again, and always have green lights! (Ok ok, that might be a tiny bit exaggerated... but well, it can't hurt to believe in it, can it?) :)
